I remember Daddy sending me out to turn the antennae after the rotor thingie died. We didn’t have cable back then, and didn’t see any need for it. If it weren’t for needing access to the Internet I wouldn’t have cable now.
Just a few years ago I walked into…
I’d like a lick sweet lollipop
there high upon a shelf,
but I can’t reach you on my own,
and none are here to help.
You are the sweetest lollipop.
You have to know it’s true,
but I can’t reach you lollipop.
Oh what am I to do?
We play this game of cat and mouse,
you chasing me about the house
’til I am tired and mostly spent.
Then off you go, away you went.
You’re chasing me, I’m chasing you
like cats and dogs who never knew
the way to win, the way to play,
to chase again another…
One morning back when I worked for a local salvage yard, my boss and owner of the company said to me, “Billy, would you please replace the turn signal flasher in my Cadillac?”
It was an easy job anyone in Tom’s employ could have done as our core business…
What’s an Internet spam factory, you ask? Actually you probably already know even if you’ve never heard the term before, and for those of you who need it spelled out, an Internet spam factory is a website where anyone can spew out products, or ideas that are of no value…
Both stories are based on the classic theme — something has gone wrong and Christmas may have to be canceled if Santa can’t fix it in time. In The Reindeer Shoe a reindeer has lost one of the magic shoes that enables the reindeer to fly, and the little boy…
Sometimes in the evening
when I crawl into our bed
I turn to kiss your sweet sweet lips,
and stroke your pretty head.
As I fumble ‘neath the covers,
and reach to take your hand
there’s a feeling that comes over me,
I just don’t understand.
It’s that damned dog…
In 2002 I completed writing a book titled, Billy’s Wild Salsa Cookbook, Tex-Mex for Rednecks, and the Adventures of the Wild Salsa Gang. Every recipe is written in rhyming verse and it tells the story of The Wild Salsa Gang, a group of disparate outlaws I rode with when I…
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