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All you need to do is shout, “Wackemall” and everything will be better.

If you look at my you’ll only see the following “I’m just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard.” but there really is a lot more to me.

If you wish to cut to the chase and see what I’ve been writing…

What? Did you really think I spend all my time breeding cockroaches? Not a chance.

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The life of a roach must really be good.
They live in your houses, live in the woods.
go where they want to, never a dare,
and always with friends for which they all care.

If you read this to children
you’ll want to stop now
as what will…

The secret to success can be found… somewhere you’ll never get to go.

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They promise self-help but only print books
to tell you success is not about looks.
They dangle their
until time to beat you because you’re not “fixed”.

They all swear it works, but charge you to learn
the secrets of life for which you’re concerned.

“GSC CEO Adam Duggins said, “These birds eat enormous amounts of fresh organic fruits, much of it imported…”

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Greensboro, NC — In a bold move the struggling Greensboro Science Center has announced they will offer rented Cassowaries to local businesses to use as security guards. …

A soldier leaves to fight his war pondering his…

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The Clichéd Soldier

It was a perfect storm, a dark and stormy night,
he longed for afternoon delight,
a can of worms, loose canons too,
against all odds he’d just make do.

Another day, another dollar, armed to the teeth,
as luck would have it he knew no grief. …

Decades of research prove previous theory wrong.

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Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire, England — Researchers headquartered in Amesbury, working with researchers in Sicily, have determined the great trilithon, Stonehenge, long believed to be a monument to ancient deities, is in-fact, the last remaining vestiges of what was once a rock quarry. The bluestone that was used to build streets…

There’s nothing like a warm bowl of your favorite soup to get you through the day.

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Another tasty and fun recipe from my banned book, Billy’s Wild Salsa Cookbook, Tex-Mex for Rednecks and the Adventures of the Wild Salsa Gang currently not available anywhere in the world. Sorry about the photograph.

Sopa De Elote

Sauté some onion
until it’s translucent.
Now add chicken stock,
careful, don’t lose it.
Put it all in the…

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This morning I stumbled upon the following post ( ) by a writer who calls herself Ashlee Grace Glenn ( ) It was published just this morning.

Thing is: I wrote that very poem just one day ago ( )

I immediately sought our the Medium Legal…

I thought I might use the excess air to spin some sort of tiny turbine or windmill that generated electricity to light a low voltage light to indicate that everything was working as it should be working, but that never happened just like lots of things never happen.

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I remember back in 2014, working on a homemade aquarium pump to put air into a 300 gallon fish tank in my back yard. …

Billy Jones

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