Or, what kind of sauce do you prefer? — What if emerging Cicadas are really aliens hoping to board the mother ship for the flight home? Please copy and paste this to your status if you’re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people…

Stay tuned for more of the worst story you’ll never read. — Previously, Entry 547 Entry 1501 Captain’s log Star Date: 36593… Wait, wrong story. “Go for it. Go for it,” friends told him again and again. “You’ll never make it as a writer driving a truck for a living. Go for it. Just quit your job and go for it.” His first book…

“Brandy only glared at him while imagining smashing him in his bulbus, alcohol nose.” — “Brandy only glared at him while imagining smashing him in his bulbus, alcohol nose.” Continued from Damn This Rain “You know, Roo,” Ralph said as the two of them were sitting in the home office of his huge ranch house. “I think you might be right.” “You do?” Roo asked…

Are you having trouble getting people to read what you write, or watch the videos you’re posting online? This might be why. — Before we start allow me to explain. Like many of a certain age I’m contrary, jaded, curmudgeonly, and tired of the BS. What holds true for me may not be true for everyone. What follows is not writing advice as I’m neither prone nor qualified to give such advice. The…

“Get your ass in here and start tearing her clothes off while I go get the spiders and snakes.” — Continued from Damn This Rain Deputy Stacy Richards walked into Sheriff Masters office, “Sheriff, the SBI managed to uncrypt the files on those computers you found at the old mine.” “So what did the decryption tell us?” the sheriff asked while going through his notes. “They said it’s porn,” She…

“I came to harvest my field,” Bob replied, “but it looks as if somebody already beat me to it.” — There’s farmers and then there’s farmers. Year after year, Farmer Bob raised fields full of grain, harvested them, and shipped them off to market while struggling to make ends meet. Each year Farmer Bob wondered if he would have enough money to buy seed and fertilizer for the next year’s…