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All you need to do is shout, “Wackemall” and everything will be better.

If you look at my you’ll only see the following “I’m just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard.” but there really is a lot more to me.

If you wish to cut to the chase and see what I’ve been writing…


We’ve all seen it before, people who aren’t what they claim to be no matter if their boasting, or just trying to make their own lives better at the expense of others. And no, this isn’t an attack on the .

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Cinderella

Cinderella caught her a fellow
by dressing up fine as can be,
but when he got her home, alas all alone,
she wasn’t what he thought she’d be.

He found that her breasts were strapped to her chest,
and her face was just painted on,
and under her dress where he…


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The problem with fishing is you really don’t…


Or, I can’t believe he ate the whole thing.

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We had a lot of fun in those early days. Everywhere we went people were either excited or annoyed by what Veggie was attempting to do. Of course we didn’t care if we annoyed a few folk ’cause most people seemed…


After a lifetime of looking for, and dreaming of, this morning — in the wee hours of the morning — I finally discovered the place of my dreams, and it wasn’t what I expected it to be.

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Serniea

The battles, dreams, and therebetweens
are all soon lost to ,
for all we knew, the witch’s brew,
should really not concern ya.
The oft seen signs, and worshiped shrines
will all soon fade away,
to take you to the land you knew
in times of better days.

The…


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Ko-Fi screen grab by Billy Jones

Earlier today I was so impressed with the article, by Tessa Schlesinger, that I actually attempted to tip her 3 whole Dollars via Kofi only to be greeted with the pop-up above. …


Our hero, Veggie Head Stalker, begins to question the path he has taken. Which is normal considering he doesn’t know how he got there.

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Over the years, Veggie and I would enjoy many adventures together. Of course there were those that were hard to swallow, and a few that wouldn’t go down at all, but all in all I think we enjoyed most of them…


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No matter how much we love them we…


The Saga Starts To Rot

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Of course, after that first adventure I had to ask myself if chasing some lunatic vegetable all over the far reaches of the earth was really what I wanted to do with my life, but as I was still unemployed, and…


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Just a few quick lines to brighten your…

Billy Jones

I'm just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard. Read more at

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