Dear Gun Nut,

I hope you’re happy with yourself. Month by month, this country experiences tragedy and you never blame the person at fault: you!

You let Wayne Lapier and the NHRA run this country and pay off our politicians billions at a time, and then have the gall to say you love your country. “From my cold dead hands,” you say.

We’ve got bad guys running around with M15 assault rifles that shoot 30 rounds a second, and you claim they’re for hunting! It isn’t right.

Your 2nd Amendment means more to you than anything. You think it’s the most important one there is.

WELL IF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS THOUGHT GUNS WERE SO COOL, WHY DIDN’T THEY MAKE THE GUN AMENDMENT NO. 1!?

I cant believe how easy it is to go buy MAC47’s and automatic shotguns. People die because you’re so ill-informed!

Stop the madness. We don’t need guns to protect ourselves. That’s what police are for.

I cant believe you value guns more than people. You’re the worst. You call me a snowflake just because I’m well-read and care about others. You’re the snowflake!

Respectfully,

A proudly informed liberal

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