This article raises a far more important question: Why don’t we have (more?) reality shows dedicated to elite athletes in the offseason. Hard Knocks is a couple months too late. Where’s Light Knocks? Why can’t the Bear Grylls camera crew follow Madison Bumgarner around in the woods all Winter? What do NHL players who don’t get to play with the Stanley Cup for a day do during the 2 weeks the NHL isn’t playing? Come on, TV producers. Get it together.