He was trying to make it home after a night at the bar. If you cut across main street down the ally and into the graveyard, you can save a lot of time and get to our street without being seen. I woke up to him naked in the bath tub and my mom pouring salt on him to remove all of the leaches from his body.
He walked himself into the pond in the graveyard right next to our back yard. Just when you think you’re home free.