Portland has a lot of coffee no joke
I always heard they did, and there’s more of it here that I even could have imagined. Coffee shops on every corner, coffee trucks, little coffee stands in parking decks, parks, all over the fucking place!
There are also no birds. I remember the joke several years ago from Portlandia around “put a bird on it” but I’ll be damned if I don’t think I saw a single bird on anything, save for my own bird that I was wearing.
There are also a ton of homeless folks, which is not surprising in any city these days that is experienced rapid growth and development and gentrification and being unable to keep up with the proliferation of people being priced out.
There is also an incredible amount of pizza. So many pizza joints.
And so many beers and breweries. And just drinking and food establishments in general.
And doughnuts. A million doughnut shoppes.
Also colorly colored houses.
So far, I really dig Portland.
