Nobody hated writing more than Dorothy Parker, the wisecracking Jazz Age satirist.
“The longer she sat at her typewriter, the more paralyzed she became,” writes Marion Meade in her definitive biography, Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?
We’ve all been there, banging our heads against the wall when the…
In this day and age, you’d think witches and warlocks would share equal responsibility at home. But studies show that even now, witches still do 75% of all household spells and warlocks only 25%.
Twenty-five percent! As a witch, I am incensed.
But it’s true. I see it with my…
Feeling as abandoned as your local mall? As empty as a plaza parking lot? We, the brick-and-mortar retailers of America, understand your anguish — and we’re here to help. Come on down to your nearest big box store and shop the pain away.
Because life is sad. But declining foot…
“Tension is growing in Washington over the Trump administration’s zero tolerance policy, letting border security agents separate the children of immigrants trying to enter the U.S.” — CBS News
Time flies when you’re stealing kids
It’s like stealing parents from a baby
A parent and their child are soon parted
Kristy, thanks so much for the happy hour invite! I would love to go out with you girls after work, but unfortunately, I can’t. I have to go home and feed my captive.
Yes, I’m lame to miss out on a night of laughs ’n’ liquor with my fave co-workers…
Our new Pepsi™ ad was a viral phenomenon! You’re all getting a big bonus for creating a campaign that so effectively tapped into the zeitgeist.
Let’s strike while the iron’s hot and begin production on the remaining spots. Remember, our overarching goal is to unite the public in…
Golly, so many top secret emails to wade through today. My Gmail is positively overflowing. Wait, what’s this?
“Dear Mike Pence, Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner of the official ‘Hamilton’ digital ticket lottery.”
I can’t believe I, Vice President-elect Mike Pence, won “Hamilton” tickets…