Have you ever missed a deadline by 37 years? No? Then it’s time to up your procrastination game.

Why write when you could just not?


This broom is for flying N*O*T sweeping


Declining brick-and-mortar stores: A Great Place to Cry!

I forgot my happiness coupon.


Whether you want me to or *not*

ME, SO ECSTATIC FOR YOU!!!


“ICE, ICE, (separate a mother from her) baby”


It’s true. You know it’s true.

A Muppet Family Christmas — innocent holiday film — or something else?!

Excuses, excuses.

Misery loves company.


By Bizzy Coy and Michael Mount


November 20, 2016

Bizzy Coy

Writer. Funnyperson. Hiding in the Catskills. The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, more.

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