Bizzy CoyHow to Procrastinate Like Dorothy ParkerHave you ever missed a deadline by 37 years? No? Then it’s time to up your procrastination game.Jun 17, 20201Jun 17, 20201
Bizzy CoyinThe Belladonna ComedyWhy Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?This broom is for flying N*O*T sweepingOct 30, 20191Oct 30, 20191
Bizzy CoyinThe Belladonna ComedyRetail TherapyHelp the economy AND your mental healthOct 21, 20191Oct 21, 20191
Bizzy CoyinThe Belladonna ComedyI’d Be Thrilled to Officiate Your WeddingWhether you want me to or *not*Jun 13, 20182Jun 13, 20182
Bizzy CoyWhy “A Muppet Family Christmas” Is the “Avengers: Infinity War” of Holiday MoviesIt’s true. You know it’s true.Dec 22, 2017Dec 22, 2017
Bizzy CoyinThe Belladonna ComedyI Can’t, I Have to Go Home and Feed My CaptiveExcuses, excuses.Oct 17, 20171Oct 17, 20171
Bizzy CoyLeaked Memo Reveals Next Pepsi™ Commercial ScriptsBy Bizzy Coy and Michael MountApr 13, 2017Apr 13, 2017
Bizzy CoyinThe EstablishmentCongratulations On Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us AllWarmest wishes on the blessed birth of your son; we look forward to the day he sets us free.Feb 18, 20174Feb 18, 20174
Bizzy CoyinThe Belladonna ComedyValentine’s Day Gifts for Your Alt-Right BoyfriendWhen You Love Someone Who Hates.Feb 14, 20171Feb 14, 20171
