Day 5 — Fortune Cookie Speaks

5. Pick ten sayings for a fortune cookie that you would never want to see come true.

  1. The more you think about your fears, the more it will happen.
  2. While reading this message, it looks like you have settled less for what you wanted.
  3. The closer the person is to you, the more painful the betrayal.
  4. Sometimes ‘taking your time’ is actually wasting it.
  5. To prevent getting old, one must eat whatever one likes and not exercise.
  6. No other degree of pain can be compared to the loss of a loved one.
  7. You may not meet the right person, but you will have shitloads of money instead.
  8. Keep that silence, and do not tell your story.
  9. The world will give you everything you can think of, except for peace of mind.
  10. You will never be a writer, but hey, you’re eating take-out!