The one thing that comes to mind in this particular… thing… is that it’s big. At least, I think it’s big. Purposefully baring your wife for the public to ogle in order to distract them from your many, many shortcomings is a huge move.
I find myself wondering if this is Trump’s nuclear weapon. Could it be that he’s using up all of his tricks this early in the game, and counting on the Kremlin to do the rest? Can we dare hope that this is the extent of his bullshit?