Be Wedding Speech Worthy

Even if you don’t believe in weddings.

Foster close relationships so that you’ll have people eager to speak about you.

Even if you’re already married.

Seek to do memorable things that will become great stories for the speeches.

Even if you want to stay single forever.

Be weird, unique and idiosyncratic so that the speakers have plenty of ammo to work with.

Even if you’re “too old” or “too young” to think about marriage.

Don’t be afraid to do something possibly embarrassing because the worst case scenario is the best case scenario when it comes to looking back and joking about it.


Live your life in a way that makes you the easiest person in the world to make a hilarious and touching wedding speech about. People going to your wedding should be saying to themselves, “I can’t wait until the speeches”.