Trump Admits He Loves Jared Kushner More Than Donald Jr. & Eric

“He’s like the son I never ha — uh — well, he’s a good guy, tremendous.”

  • Entire nation cringes
  • This is why monarchies have established rules about first-borns
  • This is why *cough* the U.S. isn’t supposed to be a monarchy
  • This is why *cough cough* we’re supposed to have nepotism laws
  • Could someone explain the difference between a monarchy and a monarch butterfly to Trump, just to make sure? Just like real quickly?
“Ivanka’s my favorite though.”