Brett BloemendaalCups of Coffee, Roasted By Former Ally, Flee Longtime RefugeCups of coffee around the world are holding their loved ones a little closer tonight as one of their last known protectors has reportedly…Jan 6, 2018Jan 6, 2018
Brett BloemendaalThank You, Donald TrumpI want to stop talking about you. I want to stop thinking about you too, but you have a way of inserting yourself in our consciousness by…Aug 17, 2017Aug 17, 2017
Brett BloemendaalCorpse Flower Finally Blooms, Eats Botanical GardenThis past week Des Moines residents and passers-through were fortunate to witness the much anticipated bloom of the Corpse Flower at the…Jul 29, 2017Jul 29, 2017
Brett BloemendaalHell Boasts New Polar Ice Caps As Last Known Holdout Joins FacebookAt the age of fifty…something, and in the year of 2017, Sheriff Bloemendaal officially joined Facebook. All publications preparing to run…Jul 4, 2017Jul 4, 2017
Brett BloemendaalThe Creative ProcessI get asked all the time — typically by my mom and my imaginary friend Tommy Rickles — “How is it you create the cool, creative things you…Jul 3, 2017Jul 3, 2017