Star Trek: The Ferengi Rules Of Aquisition
The ultra-capitalist
Ferengi are a mercurial, cunning, sly and devious people featured in Star Trek
, who love having their highly sensitive ears rubbed. They have commandments for doing business.
The Five Stages of Acquisition according to Ferengi Tradition are:1. Infatuation2. Justification3. Appropriation4. Obsession5. Resale
We first see them on Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG)
. They play a more prominent role in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)
.
Their advice parallels that of Mula Nasrudin, Machiavelli, The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Ten Commandments.
Maybe this is Trump’s favourite learning, Greed is Eternal!
1
Once you have their money, you never give it back.
The Nagus (DS9 episode)
2
The best deal is the one that makes the most profit.
The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
3
Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.