The Jay-Z Joke Book

For the Roc-a-Fella in All of Us

The Jay-Z Joke Book: For the Roc-a-Fella in All of Us

Excerpts from the joke book,

• Why did Jay-Z go to the art school? To master the brush off.
• Why did Jay-Z write a song about vegetables? Because he’s all about the “green.”
• What did Jay-Z say when Beyoncé asked if he wanted dessert? “I got 99 cookies but I ain’t eat one!”
• Why did Jay-Z start a gardening service? Because he’s good at making things “grow hard.”
• What’s Jay-Z’s favorite clothing material? Roc-a-wear!
• What’s Jay-Z’s favorite fish? Bluefin… for Blue Ivy, of course!
• Why did Jay-Z open a bakery? Because he knows all about the dough.
• Why did Jay-Z go to the bank? To check his money “flow.”
• Why did Jay-Z join the circus? He wanted to try the trapeze-o.
• What’s Jay-Z’s favorite math equation? The one where he multiplies his money.
• Why was Jay-Z calm during the stock market crash? Because he’s used to handling…