Coronavirus Bombshell

The big Coronavirus story of the day, if you dwell in Dimension B, is Boris Johnson’s handshaking practices.

The story stems from a news conference given by the Prime Minister in which he was asked (@ 34mins) by a Channel 4 reporter if he would refrain from shaking hands. To which he replied “ “I was at a hospital the other night where I think a few there were actually coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you’ll be pleased to know, and I continue to shake hands.”

Cue twitter’s resident idiot, Dr Dena Grayson, to peddle her brand of hysterical quackery to every TDS suffering, Dimension B dwelling, gullible fool, willing to believe her message of doom.

And cue Angela Rayner, one half of Labour’s Odd Couple, to pile in with…

“Boris Johnson visited Kettering General Hospital and there are NO Coronavirus cases there, but he said he shook hands with patients who had #Coronavirus Stop it now, you were absent when floods devastated communities, now #coronavirus stories, go back to hiding in fridges!”

Ms Rayner is not the brightest of buttons, so she is perhaps not aware that Kettering General Hospital (assuming that is the hospital Mr Johnson was referring to), like all hospitals, has isolation pods in the carpark for people who suspect they have coronavirus (to prevent infection within the…