Coronavirus Spreading, But Rumours Contained

As the Coronavirus continues to spread the Chinese are stepping up their efforts.

Let’s see what they are up to today.

Brick Up All Windows and Doors, Just To Be On The Safe Side

“ Using the corona virus to create, spread rumors, inciting separatism, destroy national unity, inciting subversion, or overthrow the socialist system, maximum penalty 15 years”

Which is clearly a perfectly reasonable response. As is the new policy of repeatedly punching a woman in the face. Death is the punishment for spreading the virus internationally or setting up road blocks, or blocking transportation systems… a bit of a Catch 21 situation there (don’t you think)….

As is the problem that the virus — even when cured — can reoccur…. don’t ask how I know, you’ll just have to shout ‘liar’ for a week, or so, until the ‘media’ gets round to finding out stuff… some infected people have relapsed three and four times. But on the bright side there is an actual cure, in the sense of the disease stops reoccurring, you just have to put up with organ damage.

Speaking of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, spare a thought for the bus drivers who transported 83 people from RAF Brize Norton to be quarantined on the Wirrel, Merseyside: a journey of 179 miles.