Modern Fatherhood

jeremy young
Sep 1, 2018 · 1 min read

Modern Fatherhood

Look, I’m not your dad,
I’m the bloke that shags your mum,
so get on with it and stop hanging around.

Buy yourself some sweets lad,
don’t hurry back, and make sure that you stay schtumm
so get on with it and stop hanging around.

I’m not playing this game for affection
‘cos she’s my bird and still your mam
so get on with it and stop hanging around.

She blames you for her lost shape…

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