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Mar 25, 2020

Stars Align

Oh, the irony…

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Stars Align
Stars Align
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Mar 24, 2020

The Battle of Britain Begins

We shall fight them in the airing cupboard, under the stairs, and in that weird alcove that used to house a mangle… That should get around the censorship…. Doh! Welcome to the medical police state. This evening Boris Johnson appeared on the news-screen to inform the nation that a note…

Satire

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The Battle of Britain Begins
The Battle of Britain Begins
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Mar 23, 2020

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March March 1st — Coronavirus Comes to Town March 2nd — Coronavirus by Numbers March 3rd — Coronavirus Bombshell March 4th — Coronavirus Hoax March 5th — Coronavirus Like AIDS (Sort Of Like) March 6th — Coronavirus: Is it Time to Kill Dogs? March 7th — Coronavirus: Under 40’s Most…

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Mar 23, 2020

Keeping Your CV in Order

The problem with school, is they only tell you the good bits. Right, let’s see if that gets around the censorship. People have literally gone nuts. Take Laura Perrins, the proprietor of the Conservative Woman website, she has taken to Twitter to call Boris Johnson a ‘dictator’, and to rage…

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Keeping Your CV in Order
Keeping Your CV in Order
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Mar 22, 2020

Coronavirus is the Symptom not the Cure

Everybody is an expert on Coronavirus. And as a humble satyr, it is most amusing to watch. Take this tweet today by Donald R Trump…. “HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has…

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Coronavirus is the Symptom not the Cure
Coronavirus is the Symptom not the Cure
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Mar 21, 2020

Coronavirus Warnings

Welcome to the machine citizen…. please enter your CDC approved pin number… and wait while we check to see if you have been approved to read the following approved Coronavirus slapstick. Golly… who would have guessed that a humble satyr, would come with health warnings, and an info-mercial in case…

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Coronavirus Warnings
Coronavirus Warnings
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Mar 20, 2020

Coronavirus China Lies

Yesterday the Right-Wing talk-show guys were getting excited about Chloroquine as a cure for Coronavirus. Indeed lots of people have got very excited about their scoop. There is only one problem, the Chloroquine story is not new. Mike Pompeo announced aid flights to China, from the US, on the 4th…

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Coronavirus China Lies
Coronavirus China Lies
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Mar 19, 2020

Coronavirus Clowns

Pursed lips and crossed arms has become the latest identified symptom of the Coronavirus. The ‘it’s only flu’ brigade have, like reformed smokers, become the new puritans. And like reformed smokers, suddenly luxuriating in the pervasive smell of dog shit (something their ‘filthy’ habit shielded them from), these new zealots…

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Coronavirus Clowns
Coronavirus Clowns
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Mar 18, 2020

Doctors Demand Coronavirus Protection

Coronavirus has exposed just how little people bother to think. Take this petition on change.org… “Test frontline NHS staff for COVID-19 as a priority.” Unsurprisingly the petition was started by a junior doctor (or who claims to be) (which is pretty much the same thing in the realm of pretence)…

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Doctors Demand Coronavirus Protection
Doctors Demand Coronavirus Protection
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Mar 17, 2020

Owen Jones’ Coronavirus Brain Fart

The Coronavirus has become a political fault-line between Leavers and Remainers…. Here is yesterday’s UK figures 40,279 tested, 1,372 positive. And here is today’s UK figures, 44, 105 tested, 1, 543 positive. The current number of people who have died is 55. Keep those numbers in mind… Because Buzzfeed (yeah……

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Owen Jones’ Coronavirus Brain Fart
Owen Jones’ Coronavirus Brain Fart
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