We shall fight them in the airing cupboard, under the stairs, and in that weird alcove that used to house a mangle… That should get around the censorship…. Doh! Welcome to the medical police state. This evening Boris Johnson appeared on the news-screen to inform the nation that a note…

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The problem with school, is they only tell you the good bits. Right, let’s see if that gets around the censorship. People have literally gone nuts. Take Laura Perrins, the proprietor of the Conservative Woman website, she has taken to Twitter to call Boris Johnson a ‘dictator’, and to rage…

Everybody is an expert on Coronavirus. And as a humble satyr, it is most amusing to watch. Take this tweet today by Donald R Trump…. “HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has…

Welcome to the machine citizen…. please enter your CDC approved pin number… and wait while we check to see if you have been approved to read the following approved Coronavirus slapstick. Golly… who would have guessed that a humble satyr, would come with health warnings, and an info-mercial in case…

Yesterday the Right-Wing talk-show guys were getting excited about Chloroquine as a cure for Coronavirus. Indeed lots of people have got very excited about their scoop. There is only one problem, the Chloroquine story is not new. Mike Pompeo announced aid flights to China, from the US, on the 4th…

Pursed lips and crossed arms has become the latest identified symptom of the Coronavirus. The ‘it’s only flu’ brigade have, like reformed smokers, become the new puritans. And like reformed smokers, suddenly luxuriating in the pervasive smell of dog shit (something their ‘filthy’ habit shielded them from), these new zealots…

Coronavirus has exposed just how little people bother to think. Take this petition on change.org… “Test frontline NHS staff for COVID-19 as a priority.” Unsurprisingly the petition was started by a junior doctor (or who claims to be) (which is pretty much the same thing in the realm of pretence)…

The Coronavirus has become a political fault-line between Leavers and Remainers…. Here is yesterday’s UK figures 40,279 tested, 1,372 positive. And here is today’s UK figures, 44, 105 tested, 1, 543 positive. The current number of people who have died is 55. Keep those numbers in mind… Because Buzzfeed (yeah……