That should get around the censorship…. Doh!
Welcome to the medical police state.
This evening Boris Johnson appeared on the news-screen to inform the nation that a note had been delivered to Papa Nurgle’s ambassador, informing her that unless she undertook to stop spreading the zombie plague… something… something…. something…. no such assurance was received, and that consequently ‘Our’ NHS is at war with the virus (which cannot be named for reasons of censorship)….
You are free to…
March 1st — Coronavirus Comes to Town
March 2nd — Coronavirus by Numbers
March 3rd — Coronavirus Bombshell
March 4th — Coronavirus Hoax
March 5th — Coronavirus Like AIDS (Sort Of Like)
March 6th — Coronavirus: Is it Time to Kill Dogs?
March 7th — Coronavirus: Under 40’s Most At Risk
March 8th — Coronavirus Madness
March 10th — Taking Coronavirus on the Chin
March 11th — Coronavirus Alert
March 12th — Boris Johnson’s Coronavirus Science Lab
March 13th — The Behavioural Science of Coronavirus
The problem with school, is they only tell you the good bits.
Right, let’s see if that gets around the censorship.
People have literally gone nuts.
Take Laura Perrins, the proprietor of the Conservative Woman website, she has taken to Twitter to call Boris Johnson a ‘dictator’, and to rage about ‘collective punishment’, because at his daily press conference Mr Johnson said that the government was considering a L-D.
And as a humble satyr, it is most amusing to watch.
Take this tweet today by Donald R Trump….
“HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has moved mountains — Thank You! Hopefully they will BOTH (H works better with A, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents)…..”
Indeed lots of people have got very excited about their scoop.
There is only one problem, the Chloroquine story is not new. Mike Pompeo announced aid flights to China, from the US, on the 4th and the 7th of Feb, and various types of chloroquine were on those flights.
The ‘it’s only flu’ brigade have, like reformed smokers, become the new puritans. And like reformed smokers, suddenly luxuriating in the pervasive smell of dog shit (something their ‘filthy’ habit shielded them from), these new zealots are waking up to: and shouting about: all the things that barely weeks before they dismissed as ‘it’s only flu’.
Take this petition on change.org… “Test frontline NHS staff for COVID-19 as a priority.” Unsurprisingly the petition was started by a junior doctor (or who claims to be) (which is pretty much the same thing in the realm of pretence). Quite why NHS staff should be a priority is never explained in the petition. But fine, 600,000 people have signed up to demand that a receptionist at a GP in Truro should be tested before a filthy member of the public coughing up a lung in Glasgow.
Keep those numbers in mind…
Because Buzzfeed (yeah… but play along… some people actually believe this shite), has a ‘story’ that apparently the government have been forced into a major U-turn.
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