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Official time records show that Trump (a/k/a The Whiny Little Beeotch) actually got a minute and a half more speaking time than did Clinton (yet he still never answered a question that he was asked.) A bully, glowering stalker, serial fabricator, irredeemable sexual predator, con man extraordinaire, and whiny little beeotch; not very presidential at all.

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