I spent a day acting presidential and this is what happened.
Tom Mitchell

I also tried being presidential for a day.

First, I got a blowjob in the oval office.

Then, I deleted 30k emails and failed to provide aid to an American embassy.

And finally, I started an unsustainable conflict in Iraq.

But at least I showed up to hurricane sandy in a bomber jacket!

I’ve had enough of presidential.

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