Mike Essig
Aug 28, 2017 · 1 min read

I always thought high heels were invented in a New Orleans whore house by a Madame who noticed that they tilted her charges pelvises forward making them look more available. Auditory effects were not an issue. Damn, the modern world is complicated. :)

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    Honorary Schizophrenic. Recent refugee. Displaced person. Old white male. Confidant of cassowaries.