Published inThe Belladonna ComedyA Letter From the Committee on Good DeedsWe will not be able to issue you Karma Points for any of your submitted “good deeds” this month.Nov 1, 2022Nov 1, 2022
Sober for the HolidazeTo say I felt certifiably insane spending the holidays sober is an understatement. I actually think alcoholism started BECAUSE of the…Dec 29, 2021Dec 29, 2021
A Trick of The CardsThe following is a totally true story, except it’s not. Because, I’m following the two rules in this high stakes game of validation called…Oct 26, 20211Oct 26, 20211
This NPR Tote Bag Changed My Life“Can you make a small donation? Your support really counts.”Sep 24, 2021Sep 24, 2021
Are you an annoying texter?Do you binge on sugar and then let your energy out via a rush of rapid fire texts, egregiously over-using emojis?!!! 😅😫😆👍🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤪…Aug 29, 2021Aug 29, 2021
Making Friends in New YorkI would call my brand over caffeinated. I give people who aren’t on my energy level anxiety. The world literally pulses at a million beats…Aug 23, 20211Aug 23, 20211
When is it Time For a Change?I realized I was developing something scarier than frown lines: fear lines. What was I becoming afraid of? Was it fear of myself? Of life…Aug 20, 20212Aug 20, 20212
Christmas in JulyI wrote a really depressing philosophical article over the weekend, contemplating the meaning of life. This isn’t that article. I decided…Jul 28, 2021Jul 28, 2021
Lesbian WoodworkingI’m kind of a big deal at Sam’s Hardware, a local joint that’s been around since the ’40s. Well, I give them enough business. So, I better…Jul 19, 20211Jul 19, 20211
