The Dangers of User Experience

Do you or someone you love currently suffer from User Experience? Look for the warning signs

• abdominal or stomach pain
• bloating or swelling of the face, arms, or file sizes
• blood in their prototypes
• burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, “pins and needles”, or tingling feelings
• chest pain
• increased use of the words like “empathy” and“delight”
• decrease in the frequency of outside time
• difficulty with swallowing error messages
• dizziness when seeing long load screens
• dry mouth
• fainting
• fast, irregular, pounding, or racing heartbeat or pulse
• feeling of warmth or heat
• flushing or redness of the skin, especially on the face and neck
• frequent conference speaking
• headaches when they see digital brutalism
• increase in heart rate around other designers
• increased thirst for mixed reality
• lightheadedness
• muscle pain or cramps during retrospectives
• nausea or vomiting
• puffiness or swelling of the eyelids or around the eyes, face, lips, or tongue
• severe use of alternative browsers
• shakiness in the legs, arms, hands, or feet
• sunken eyes
• sweating
• thirst for research
• trembling or shaking of the hands or feet when someone mentions “agile”
• unusual tiredness or weakness
• unusual weight gain or loss
• weariness in the face of design thinking