You know what I can’t get past recently?
Anogoya Dagaate
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Now I don’t feel so bad, knowing the extra vagina past the end of my dick was engineered with me in mind.
Besides, wishing for a bigger dick is like complaining about the weather, the Amighty has stone ears for such nonsense. 
I imagine that one of my ancestors had committed a particularly viscous rape and God punished him accordingly by attaching a tiny baby-dick to his first born. Now, as each generation bleeds into the next, the sins of the father fades and the cocks of my family grow in repentant increments.

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