Our neighbors bought a “Donald”. It arrived on January 20th. They were so excited. They even made an unboxing video! Today, a month later, they’re realizing that their Donald is a cheap piece of crap. They’ve moved it into the basement and use it as a clothes hanger. They posted it on Craig’s list and eBay — along with all the other Donald’s being sold there. No takers. Time to put it out on the sidewalk? But wait, there’s good news! Their Donald might be recalled because of a faulty part! Nope. The makers of The Donald say the fault, the noxious odor, is actually an advanced feature. Sigh. It’s looking like their Donald — once a shiny new promise — will stay in the basement, stinking it up until it time to move.