I love #4, and I think it’s the main reason people want children — or at least guys, which some surveys have verified — and that stupidity totally depletes my faith in humanity.

But I’ve got to say how ticked off I am about the “cat people” statement — cat people like myself DO love their behavior, knocking stuff off of tables IS cute. And the same can be said for kids; some people somehow think toddlers screaming instead of singing, sliding their bottom on the floor, and getting food all over themselves is cute.