Cheers erupted at the precinct when it was announced that the Cannon was in police custody. “I can’t wait for our monthly picnics,” cried one officer, “this will make the best water slide ever!”

Wallowa County, Oregon — A contingency of eco-sexuals expressing fear for the life of their loved ones caused a recent shut down of the newly installed Salmon Cannon at the Hells Canyon dam.

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Fish Away!

“We received a call about a potential domestic abuse situation, so we followed protocol and immediately filed a Gun Violence Restraining Order with the local judge. …


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It is no secret that the United States of America has the highest incarceration rate in the world. In fact, if we treat individual states as countries and compare them to the rest of the world, the top thirty spots would be held by individual states, even the lowest ranked state ends up 58th in the world, and the other eight countries in that list are not exactly countries that have shining human rights reputations: El Salvador, Turkmenistan, Cuba, Thailand, Rawanda, Russia, Panama, Coast Rica, and Brazil. This is a rather authoritarian group of countries that experience high levels of…


We need to teach our children the voluntary actions of charity, not State sanctioned theft.

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No matter where on the political spectrum you fall, it is fairly well accepted that the public education system leans to the left; some simply accept this, others get angry, and still some enroll their children in private schools or even try their hand at homeschooling. Many of the latter accuse the schools of indoctrinating children into Statism or even Socialism. And while this may have some truth to it, there are some things parents do without recognizing that they are, in fact, indoctrinating their children into socialism right from their own home.

Most everyone has heard the little catch…


From a pimp to a politician, his life certainly was a strange one

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By Daniel Dacumos, from Valencia, USA, robotgoboom at Flickr. (Heidi Fleiss and Ron Jeremy) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0) or CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

As soon as someone utters the word “prostitution,” images of a blinged out pimp standing over a sobbing woman in tattered fishnets and scenes of trafficked teenagers, held against their will in a sex dungeon out of Law and Order: SVU spring to life. For the most part, prostitution is illegal, so simply by engaging in it you are not only contributing to the downfall of the helpless damsel in distress, but you are also a morally bankrupt, law-breaking criminal. …


And to believe we just got over 2016…

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We made it through the Kavanaugh hearings, Russian conspiracies, and attention hungry porn stars, and things have been heating up with less than a month before the 2018 mid-term elections, but rest assured, the political circus ain’t over yet! We’ve already seen numerous Democratic politicians grandstanding and chest thumping, no doubt getting ready to declare their intent to single handily defeat Trump, while simultaneously fixing all that is wrong with the world in 2020. We’ve seen the media praise their fearlessness to stand up to the Bully in the Chief, and the insight and courage shown by introducing socialist bills.


Drugs won the war on drugs

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Disclaimer: It is rather difficult to find actual statistics about gang related gun violence. This is due to the way data is collected on gang crime. From the National Gang Center:

“An additional concern is the varying methods by which homicides are classified as ‘’gang-related.’’ The most commonly used is the “member-based” approach, in which a homicide is classified as gang-related if the victim was and/or the perpetrator is a gang member. Some agencies also utilize a more restrictive classification method called the “motive-based” approach, which involves substantiating that the crime furthers the interests of the entire gang.”

Also, consider…


he seems fairly decent on the rest of the Constitution, and by fairly decent, I mean not as bad as the rest of the manure heap.

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The left have cast him as an enemy of women’s rights, suggesting that his appointment to SCOTUS would lead to the end of Roe V. Wade, that he would “create laws” that put women’s reproductive organs in the hands of stodgy old white men. But what the left, nor the right tell us is that Brett Kavanaugh is no friend of liberty. He is a proponent of the State, of mass surveillance, and data collection. We should be less afraid of the end of Roe V. …

Ben Pangie

Host of Homesteads and Homeschools, a show that interviews both experts and everyday individuals practicing home-centric lifestyles.

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