What I Learned After Spending 10 Seconds On a Fan Forum of a Pop Culture Property I Enjoy.

Artist: Here is the story I have been working so hard to tell!
Self Proclaimed Fan: But I want you to tell this other story.
Artist: Oh, well, sorry. This was the story that came to me and that I really wanted to tell.
SPF: Yeah, but I want to hear this other story with these totally other characters! Why didn’t you tell me that story?
Artist: That wasn’t the story I had. Look, there’s a lot of people making a lot of stuff these days. You can probably find the story you want to hear or even learn to tell it yourself. Just go on the internet.
SPF: The internet! That’s the solution!
Artist: There, see…
SPF: I’ll attack you on the internet!
Artist: I… but… I’m sorry, what was it you were a fan of, again?
SPF: Apparently, attacking people on the internet!
