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Devon Zdatny strikes again, well done. Some additional red flags to look out for as a straight guy:

If their first message is “Hey” or “Hi, how are you?,” they’re probably boring.

If they’ve got more than 5 emojis in a row anywhere on their profile, they’re probably basic.

If they don’t have any pictures from the waist down, they’re probably thicker than they’d like.

If they’re wearing glasses in all their photos, they probably don’t like the way their face looks.

Would love to hear if any readers have some additional red flags to look out for as a straight girl!

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