This is my brain on dating…
I shouldn't be this nervous
Do you think this restaurant is too nice for a Tinder date?
What if I’m getting catfished?
Shit here it is…
Damn! she looks better than her pictures!
Shit is she too hot for me?
What if we get married?
This is fucking torture…
Ok time to order
How drunk is too drunk?
Was I suppose to order for her?
This is 2016 its fine…
Ok say something cool…”so I think gender is a social construct”
Well I want to kill myself
At least, I didn't spill anything on myself yet
Why did I order wine? I HATE WINE
Don't fucking swirl the glass, you don't look cool
Shit I Spilled wine on myself
Ok time to pay…
Do you think that tip impressed her?
HEHEHE “just the tip” ok its official I'm an idiot
Of course, the Uber smells bad…
Alright be a gentleman walk her to the door
Ok here I go….the big moment going for the kiss!
SHIT SHIT SHIT we are kissing!
Wait am I suppose to use more tongue?
How do ask if she wants to Netflix and Chill?
You know I think I'm more of an HGTV and Hang type of guy…
NOOOOOooo got denied….
It’s ok it’s ok…we all make mistakes
I mean Jay-z made an album with Linkin Park
This was a good date…Feel good about yourself.
I'm Hungry again….