No one want’s to hear another “mommy blog”, I was just told. I was directed here. But, I am not your typical mommy. I am a sagittarius, an instigator, an empath and way over-educated in very obscure things. I am funny (at least to myself), and on a dime very serious and authentic. I have struggled with bipolar depression and I have done stand up comedy. I have a masters degree in psychology and have been to beauty school. I have lived in NYC, LA, SF, Denver and now Austin. I used to be a lesbian. I dated gang members in high school. I’m a german jewish post-feminist feminist bi-sexual who married a man and am now a stay at home mom. I am embedded in the patriarchy and that’s a good thing in my eyes now. Am I a typical “mommy”?