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Bree Lopes

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Saying Goodbye to Dick Pics, Lies of Tinder Romance, and Guys Who Say ‘Whutup Guurll.’

Column: The life and times of a single 20-something.

Jun 1, 2016

Saying Goodbye to Dick Pics, Lies of Tinder Romance, and Guys Who Say ‘Whutup Guurll.’

Jun 1, 2016

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It’s Valentine’s Day. You’re Single. Again.

Why it sucks a lot less than you think.

Feb 11, 2016

It’s Valentine’s Day. You’re Single. Again.

Feb 11, 2016

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All By Myself

It all began a week before New Year’s Day in the 23rd year of my being single.

Dec 31, 2015

All By Myself

Dec 31, 2015

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Put Your Makeup On So They’ll Like You

“You’re So Beautiful!” Umm…Actually my makeup is beautiful. I’m still the same.

Sep 29, 2015

Put Your Makeup On So They’ll Like You

Sep 29, 2015

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Survival of the Unfittest

Or how to cope with being lapped by a 70-year old grandma in spandex

Sep 1, 2015

Survival of the Unfittest

Sep 1, 2015

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If My Alarm Clock Could Talk…It Would Say I’m an Asshole

Story By Breanna Lopes

Jun 25, 2015

If My Alarm Clock Could Talk…It Would Say I’m an Asshole

Jun 25, 2015

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Why I Won’t Marry These Men

A response to Suzanne Venker’s: “Why men won’t marry you”

May 28, 2015

Why I Won’t Marry These Men

May 28, 2015

To the First Person I Ever Loved

A Letter to My Mother

May 10, 2015

To the First Person I Ever Loved

May 10, 2015

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Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Diversity, tolerance, curiosity, and confidence are just a few of the late great author’s life lessons

Mar 6, 2015

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Mar 6, 2015

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Congratulations! It’s a Cat

The not so crazy life of a cat lover

Mar 3, 2015

Congratulations! It’s a Cat

Mar 3, 2015

Bree Lopes

Bree Lopes

Amateur baker by day, professional shower-singer by night, and crazy cat lady all the goddamned time ☺

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