I’m obsessing on your grades, your extracurricular activities, and your homework… I thought this shit would end after high school! Hailey, I think about you getting into nursing school and how you’ll handle the stress; I can’t wait to help you. Ian, I obsess over your college applications because I know you’re the first one in the family who actually has a chance at getting accepted into a prestigious college. Man, I thought it was stressful when you two were up to bat or out on the field during a tight game; that was little league compared to this kind of stress! But what a blessing it is. While others are stressing over their kid’s addiction or illness I’m here stressing over your successes; first world problems. I’ll humbly slap myself now!