Every Episode of “Black Mirror,” Ranked

18. A guy eats an entire Sega Genesis.

17. It is the future and everybody has lasers for hair…at great cost and with major philosophical implications.

16. First a woman realizes she’s been a VHS tape the whole time and also that it’s not really the ‘80s.

15. A basketball-playing dog is so good at playing basketball that she wins a spot on the roster of a professional basketball team. When she goes to the arena for the big game, her ID tag won’t scan and they won’t let the dog in.

14. A man watches The Matrix and gets super-baked and winds up thinking the whole thing is real.

13. A beautiful woman turns out to be a Bitcoin.

12. Twitter, but, like, in real life.

11. Humans overthrow the robots???

10. A cat rides a Roomba to the moon.

9. A woman falls in love with a Game Boy.

8. On the same day, several seemingly unconnected people from different walks of life all lose their phones and they can’t even.

7. A woman gets so absorbed in a book that she imagines its events are happening to her. Sorry, electronic book.

6. A car’s navigational system breaks down and a family must find their way home with a…