Teams in the Baseball League That Allows Crying in Baseball

Jimmy Dugan, league commissioner

St. Louis Weepers

Cincinnati Tear-Streaked Faces

Pittsburgh Poutyfaces

Toronto Snifflers

Chicago Bawlers

New York Boo-Hoo-Hooers

Los Angeles Lil’ Babies of Anaheim

Milwaukee Crybabies

Philadelphia Waaaaaaaaaaaahs

Detroit Wet Tissues

Cleveland Hankie-Holders

Atlanta Sobbers

Boston Run to Their Mamas, Why Don’t They

Baltimore Sob-Stiflers

Washington Quiverlips

Philadelphia Criers