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Contributor at Someecards, The Berry, The Chive, Funny or Die, Looper, Paul Shaffer’s Day in Rock. I edit the Splitsider Humor Section and also make books.

The Real Name of Every Major Superhero

Sure, they fight crime in tights and capes, but superheroes also have to maintain their mild-mannered alter egos in the real world. How many of these superhero aliases did you know?

Superman: Kevin Krypton

Spider-Man: Spie Derman

Batman: Jason Bateman

Cyclops: Sy Clopsberg

Iron Man: L. Ron Ironman

Luke Cage: Luke Coppola

Aquaman: Wet Willy

Hawkeye: Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce

Captain America: Benjamin Franklin

Wolverine: Hugh Jackman

The Incredible Hulk: Joe Hulk

She Hulk: Joan Hulk

Dr. Strange: Harrison K. Strange, Ph.D., adjunct professor of comparative literature

Silver Surfer: Brad Surfington

Jean Grey: The Marvelous Jean!

Black Widow: Margaret something

Luke Cage: Lucas Cage

The Flash: Scott Speedman

Thor: M.C. Hammer

Jessica Jones: Jessica Marie Jones

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    Brian Boone

    Contributor at Someecards, The Berry, The Chive, Funny or Die, Looper, Paul Shaffer’s Day in Rock. I edit the Splitsider Humor Section and also make books.