The saddest thing about this is the fact that you talk about people “slipping pernicious ideas into others’ minds” and you don’t even realize you’re one of the leading muppets in that regard.
The second saddest thing is that your attempt at humor (this pitiful essay) isn’t funny enough to communicate the pernicious mass of shit in your brain to anyone else — on the left or the right. Far be it from you to leash anything but incendiary circular statements into the world. You might as well be a rabid “attack dog” chasing its own tail.
Go back to your dogabed and have your owner read you a nice bedtime story. Maybe Atlas Shrugged. It’s about your speed.