I doomed mankind with a free text editor
Morten Just

Most people will agree with you about BS, obfuscation, pomposity and so forth but although Orwell may have said

Never use a long word when a short one will do

he clearly did not mean

Never use a long word.

As far as I know, he never said

Why use a long word when you can use a lot of short ones instead?

How many short words would I need in order to suggest that your premise is an absurd extrapolation?

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