I might have more experience flipping over my handlebars than anyone I know. It started when I was learning to mountain bike, but has continued whether mountain biking, commuting, or just cruising around. But hey, no broken bones yet! My favorite crashes have involved parked cars, carrying muffins, and large audiences.
Stage 1: Resistance
You see/feel it coming and try to correct the situation. If you succeed in this correction, you are a hero.
Stage 2: Uh oh!
You are launched. At this point you will likely throw out an F bomb to the world and/or belch an awkward AHHUUG. Brace yourself.
Stage 3: Mid-Air Acceptance
You’re flying through the air and think, “Welp, here I am flipping over my handlebars. I hope this doesn’t hurt at the end.”
Stage 4: The Landing
Your fall is broken by earth. You may roll, you may slide, your bicycle might land atop your body. The options are endless!
Stage 5: Immobility
“Here I am on the ground now.” Stay down there for a few okay?
Stage 6: Assessment
Slowly bend those limbs and check that body out. You good?
