Thanksgiving is going to look a little bit different for everyone this year, and for me, it’s going to look like a sweat-soaked mosh pit.

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I’ve made the very difficult decision to forgo Thanksgiving with my family this year, in order to go to a much larger, much more fun, Thanksgiving rager. With all the COVID-19 cases spiking across the U.S., it has been suggested that we spend this Thanksgiving away from our families. I’ve realized that this is indeed the safest course of action… plus, this other party sounds way better.

I met this guy Mark on the street during one of my many unmasked walks who said he’s throwing an 80-person Thanksgiving. It’s in an abandoned warehouse with little to no ventilation but lots of DJ sets and open bowls of mashed potatoes for us to shove our fists into. Mark says it’s gonna be “the tits.” …


As someone who has been in the work-from-home game a long time — it’s almost like an endless night from which I cannot escape — I know it can be difficult to stay focused.

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The Shining (Fair Use)

Jack Torrance here — Johnny for short. As someone who has been in the work-from-home game a long time — it’s almost like an endless night from which I cannot escape — I know it can be difficult to stay focused. Whether your job just went remote because of a pandemic or you’re the off-season caretaker of a haunted hotel, these tips should help you from becoming a dull boy.

1. Designate a workspace

Make a space in your home that’s just for work, so that you can separate your work life from your home life. It doesn’t have to be an entire room — it could be a simple, wooden desk in a grand lobby. The floor-to-ceiling windows of hotel lobbies make them ideal spots to stare out into the vast, Colorado wilderness and contemplate whether or not to murder your family. …

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Brittany Mignanelli

Brittany is a comedy person, TV producer, & 400 year old witch living in NYC. @brittymigs for social

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