12 Days of Christmas, Presented by 12 Sad Animals.

Tis the season for a song about someone’s true love giving them a long list of increasingly weird gifts.

Here’s a sad fact about each animal in the song, to make your holidays a little less cheerful.

You can find more Sad Animal Facts at www.sadanimalfacts.com.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a partridge that prefers the ground to a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two shy-as-doves turtles.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens in danger.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a calling bird screaming at its enemy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a golden-ringed insect with a deprived childhood.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six embarrassed geese..
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: one lonely swan.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight hungry maids-a-milking.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine potential dance partners.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten cold lords too cold to leap.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven sandpipers piping.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: twelve drummers with 24 sets of eyes.

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