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Brooke Metro

Brooke Metro

Talking Trash.

How to Handle Your Neighbor’s Filth Like a Mature Adult.

Feb 25, 2020

Talking Trash.

Feb 25, 2020

Brooke Metro

On Being 12 1/2.

Today she announced, “I don’t like Tuesdays.” “Why?” I say. “I don’t have a reason, I just don’t like them,” she says. “Ok. No Tuesdays it…

Jul 10, 2019

On Being 12 1/2.

Jul 10, 2019

Brooke Metro

Let Freedom Ring

Things that should be illegal.

Jul 10, 2019

Let Freedom Ring

Jul 10, 2019

Brooke Metro

To Live and Date in LA- Part Deux.

If you believe, “that which you mock you are destined to become,” I am about to become a short, angry, Italian man. And, an infamous…

Jun 25, 2019

To Live and Date in LA- Part Deux.

Jun 25, 2019

Brooke Metro

Head Case: About a Concussion or Four.

Who needs math, anyway.

Jun 25, 2019

Head Case: About a Concussion or Four.

Jun 25, 2019

Brooke Metro

Writer’s Block- how to crush it.

Evvvveryone gets writer’s block. So, don’t sweat it. Use it.

Jun 20, 2019

Writer’s Block- how to crush it.

Jun 20, 2019

Brooke Metro

Game of Thrones Finale: Highway to Hell Gone Country Road.

It’s not that the Game of Thrones series finale was bad. It wasn’t. The thing is, when you’re expecting AC/DC and you get John Denver, you…

Jun 12, 2019

Game of Thrones Finale: Highway to Hell Gone Country Road.

Jun 12, 2019

Brooke Metro

What’s in a Name? Rover, Redefined.

Throughout history, dogs were primarily named for an outstanding attribute, personality trait, color, food or mascot. Spot, Happy, Brownie…

May 24, 2019

What’s in a Name? Rover, Redefined.

May 24, 2019

Brooke Metro

Your Favorite Reality Show is Scripted and Other Soul-Crushing Facts.

Fake news is everywhere. And, so are fake shows. I won’t name names, but let’s just say, I’ve worked on reality shows and they ain’t real…

May 21, 2019

Your Favorite Reality Show is Scripted and Other Soul-Crushing Facts.

May 21, 2019

Brooke Metro

When the Mother Of Dragons Opens a Can Of Whoop-ass, the World Goes Mad.

Spoiler Alert! If you are not caught up on GOT, stop reading. And, get yourself to HBO right quick, because you’re the only one.

May 16, 2019

When the Mother Of Dragons Opens a Can Of Whoop-ass, the World Goes Mad.

May 16, 2019

Brooke Metro

Brooke Metro

Writer, introvert, singer, songwriter, movie buff, neat freak, interior design obsessed, perpetually-blooming liver of life.

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