Look at me.

Now look at this: http://eatlocalgrown.com/article/14155-the-truth-about-almonds.html?c=sfm.

Now look at me.

Now stand back — I’m going to try Science. (And semantics. And logic. And sentence…

Today’s Helpful Kitchen Question was sent in by Edna Glatch of Bugscuffle, TN: “How long will an onion last in the refrigerator?” Great question, Edna, and thanks for writing! Here’s your answer: an onion will last in the refrigerator until you either use it up or throw…

“It was a planned hit, that much we know,” the Captain said. “Took out the entire squad. Floored that Caddy and ran over every last damned one of ‘em.”

(If you didn’t know, wat is an Ethiopian stew. Now you know.)

Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern at the Ethiopian Restaurant

Mr. Adams (or may I call you “Chucks?”):

I appreciate your speedy and comprehensive reply! Thanks for sending me the picture of the bank draft. It’s really small. Are all CBN bank drafts that…