25 Promises I promise to keep

BrownGirl
BrownGirl
Aug 24, 2017 · 4 min read

Hi,

First of all Happy 25th Birthday!

Second, I’m sorry for being a jerk to you. You are the most amazing man I know in my life. And I ruined your pre birthday morning with world’s most stupid argument. It is super stupid of me to say that I don’t have feelings for you and at the same time spend entire morning blowing over 50 balloons and decorating your crazy ass room just to surprise you. When someone steps out of a bad relationship, it is hard for them to trust anyone. You are just so kind to me all the time I start over thinking about everything and recalculate everything. The point is, I can’t change the past and no matter how different it was, I can’t let it affect my future and whatever I’m building with you. You are too perfect to fall in love with someone like me that’s why I keep pushing you away and then blame you for pushing me away. But as you turn 25 here are 25 promises I promise to keep. Be it friends, best friends, boyfriend or husband, whatever you will be in future, which includes being a ghost; I will be there for you with these promises.

1. I promise to hopelessly love Manchester United with you and watch all important games with you and pamper you with love if they ever lose the match.

2. I promise to step a little out of my comfort zone and watch whatever you like and make you do same for me at times.

3. I promise to share my Amazon Prime, Netflix and Spotify with you and whenever required judge your likes.

4. I promise to make you get over your fears and phobias and keep having a great adventure with you called life!

5. I promise to be honest with you and never lie to you no matter how much it will kill you inside because I know those lies will hurt you more.

6. I will never end anything without proper closure because I have witnessed the same and nothing can hurt more than unclear goodbyes.

7. I promise to wear your tees all the time as tee dress and pose like I’m on the cover of a magazine.

8. I will never stop experimenting, be it in bed or with hair or with clothes.

9. Instead of fat shaming you, I will do exercise with you. YOGA-T me. Don’t worry.

10. I promise to make you drop me to work place a lot of times, but sometimes I will show up at your job place just to have lunch with you.

11. I will treat your friends as mine and your family as mine because they play a significant role in grooming you and I need a company who will insult you on my behalf.

Okay, now dangerous ones,

12. I will make sure that I will be the reason you believe in love.

13. I promise to comfort you with beer during tough days and leave you alone whenever I’m not required.

14. As long as we are together, I promise to make each day worth living it can be sitting alone on the couch or traveling to Spain. I will do it all with you.

15. I promise you the only time I will ever yell at you will be during the time I’m hungry.

16. I promise to trust you even when we deviate from our grocery store list, GPS, or life goals.

17. I promise to keep reminding us that neither of us is perfect but we are perfect for eachother and that’s what matters.

18. I promise to give you new stripper name every week so that we never run out of nick names at old age.

19. I promise never to keep a score, Even if I’m winning.

20. I promise to protect you from crabs, spiders, small puppies, snakes and baby crocodiles till the death separates us.

21. I promise to make sure that I fix light bulbs at times and make sure you make sandwiches just to balance everything out.

22. I promise to stay by your side when Zombie Apocalypse hit us, and in case you turn into one; I promise to happily let you bite me so that we can eat everyone together.

23. I believe that everything I did in my life led me to you. My choice, my past and even my regrets because if I had done things differently, I would have never met you.

24. I will love you even when you will be 55 and having a craving for ice cream while playing Fifa in ugly boxers of yours.

25. Your ass belongs to me now.

Being with you is not a duty but a privilege.

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BrownGirl

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