The best thing that’s going to come out of this rambling carnival freakshow of an election is that after they lose in what’s shaping up to be a historic landslide, all the racist xenophobe right-wing shitheels will know FOR CERTAIN that they are a minority.

And because conservatives like me believe in tradition above all else, America should treat them the same way we’ve always treated minorities.


I would like to see “TRUMPIE DON’T LET THE SUN SET ON YOU HERE” signs in yards.

Trumpie-only drinking fountains.

No trumpies in the pools.

Trumpies aren’t allowed to vote.

Trumpies give up their seat on the bus.

Maybe by living in that world for a while they’d get a new perspective. Maybe they’d build strong family and community bonds, establish their own economic structures, and even start making art and music.

Maybe they’d then have a real American Experience, rather than the one they were sold on TV.

And then maybe they could join the rest of us as equals.

Or maybe I’m just dreaming.